Fuck, It Smells Like Monday Coffee Amber Beeswax Soy Poured Candle

Some days don’t need motivation. They need caffeine, boundaries, and a candle that understands.

“F*ck, It Feels Like Monday” is a bold, office-appropriate-but-emotionally-honest candle made for inbox overload, calendar fatigue, and anyone who’s already tired—and it’s only 9 a.m.

Warm coffee notes hit first, grounded by rich amber, with a finish that smells like you’ve set your out-of-office reply and emotionally checked out.

✦ SCENT PROFILE

Coffee – dark, roasted, unapologetic

Amber – warm, grounding, slightly indulgent

Vibe – mentally out of office

✦ DETAILS

Wax: Soy & beeswax blend

Size: 8 oz / 238 g

Burn: Clean, even burn

Made in: Chicago

Process: Hand-poured while fully caffeinated

✦ PERFECT FOR

Desk candles

Passive-aggressive gifting

Surviving Mondays (and Tuesdays pretending to be Mondays)

Anyone who says “per my last email” unironically

This candle is not here to fix your schedule.
It’s here to validate your feelings.

Light responsibly.